let me set the scene
i'm trying to make taco salad for dinner
i fry tortillas and then mold them into bowls
then cut the lettuce and tomatoes
while the meat is cooking
we're doing okay
then while i'm mixing in the taco seasoning
i slide it onto the back burner
and then mix in the seasoning
and here's where it gets good
i start to slide it onto the front burner again
and i hear a crack
and white sparks EVERYWHERE
and a scream coming from somewhere
i have no idea where it came from
[okay, it was me]
then i start to get scared
and think of how expensive it's going to be
i call my dad almost on the verge of tears
asking what i'm going to do
home depot-$10