Tuesday, March 8, 2011

the one with why i don't cook

let me set the scene
i'm trying to make taco salad for dinner
i fry tortillas and then mold them into bowls
then cut the lettuce and tomatoes
while the meat is cooking

we're doing okay
then while i'm mixing in the taco seasoning
i slide it onto the back burner
and then mix in the seasoning
and here's where it gets good

i start to slide it onto the front burner again
and i hear a crack
and white sparks EVERYWHERE
and a scream coming from somewhere
i have no idea where it came from
[okay, it was me]

then i start to get scared
and think of how expensive it's going to be
i call my dad almost on the verge of tears
asking what i'm going to do

home depot-$10

1 comment:

eM.bO.bEm. said...

I can't even boil water so don't feel bad.

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