the one with why i don't cook

let me set the scene

i'm trying to make taco salad for dinner

i fry tortillas and then mold them into bowls

then cut the lettuce and tomatoes

while the meat is cooking

we're doing okay

then while i'm mixing in the taco seasoning

i slide it onto the back burner

and then mix in the seasoning

and here's where it gets good

i start to slide it onto the front burner again

and i hear a crack

and white sparks EVERYWHERE

and a scream coming from somewhere

i have no idea where it came from

[okay, it was me]

then i start to get scared

and think of how expensive it's going to be

i call my dad almost on the verge of tears

asking what i'm going to do

home depot-$10