Monday, April 25, 2011

the one where class is in session

let me teach you a couple things
i've seen people make these mistakes
and you get to be the benefit of my knowledge

first of all let's start with the obvious
don't have sex-you won't get pregnant!

second don't write stupid statuses
don't go apologizing to your ex on facebook
it makes you look needy and a little psycho

third give them space
absence really does make the heart grow fonder
people don't like to be smothered, you don't have to be with them 24/7

class is dismissed
if you wanna know anything else let me know

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